<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Pigs: A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, pigs, pig"/></head><card title="Pig Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Pig Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/pigs.wml" title="3 Jokes">Pigs</a> · <a href="/ireland.wml" title="1 Joke">Ireland</a> · <a href="/holidays.wml" title="1 Joke">Holidays</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/pigs:2403.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/pigs:2403.wml">2</a> <a href="/pigs:2343.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/pigs.wml">Pig Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-901714452" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>