<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Planes: Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, planes, plane"/></head><card title="Plane Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Plane Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/kangaroos.wml" title="2 Jokes">Kangaroos</a> · <a href="/landing.wml" title="1 Joke">Landing</a> · <a href="/airplanes.wml" title="8 Jokes">Airplanes</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:<br/><br/>"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/planes:1560.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/planes:1560.wml">2</a> <a href="/planes:55.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1830073034" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>