<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="3 Jokes about Religions: Why doesn't jesus play hockey?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, religions, religion"/></head><card title="Religion Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Religion Jokes</b><br/>1 of 3<br/><br/><a href="/jesus.wml" title="9 Jokes">Jesus</a> · <a href="/hockey.wml" title="1 Joke">Hockey</a> · <a href="/sports.wml" title="2 Jokes">Sports</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why doesn't jesus play hockey?<br/><br/>Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/religions:49.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/religions:49.wml">2</a> <a href="/religions:80.wml">3</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1140764424" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>