<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about Roads: What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, roads, road"/></head><card title="Road Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Road Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/lawyers.wml" title="54 Jokes">Lawyers</a> · <a href="/skunks.wml" title="3 Jokes">Skunks</a> · <a href="/roads.wml" title="5 Jokes">Roads</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?<br/><br/>There are skid marks in front of the skunk.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/roads:1960.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/roads:1960.wml">2</a> <a href="/roads:1255.wml">3</a> <a href="/roads:2396.wml">4</a> <a href="/roads:2403.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/roads.wml">Road Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1987402226" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>