<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about Santa Claus: A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, santa claus"/></head><card title="Santa Claus Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Santa Claus Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/santa%20claus.wml" title="5 Jokes">Santa Claus</a> · <a href="/barbie.wml" title="2 Jokes">Barbie</a> · <a href="/ken.wml" title="2 Jokes">Ken</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A little girl goes to see Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".<br/><br/>"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.<br/><br/>"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,<br/><br/>"No, Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/santa%20claus:1576.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/santa%20claus:1576.wml">2</a> <a href="/santa%20claus:101.wml">3</a> <a href="/santa%20claus:40.wml">4</a> <a href="/santa%20claus:2369.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1708414284" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>