<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="12 Jokes about Schools: Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, schools, school"/></head><card title="School Jokes"><p align="center"><b>School Jokes</b><br/>1 of 12<br/><br/><a href="/schools.wml" title="12 Jokes">Schools</a> · <a href="/teachers.wml" title="21 Jokes">Teachers</a> · <a href="/late.wml" title="1 Joke">Late</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?<br/><br/>Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.<br/><br/>Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?<br/><br/>Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/schools:1190.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/schools:1190.wml">2</a> <a href="/schools:1191.wml">3</a> <a href="/schools:204.wml">4</a> <a href="/schools:1185.wml">5</a> <a href="/schools:11.wml">6</a> <a href="/schools:276.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=749752995" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>