<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Scientists: What did one lab rat say to the other?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, scientists, scientist"/></head><card title="Scientist Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Scientist Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/rats.wml" title="2 Jokes">Rats</a> · <a href="/scientists.wml" title="2 Jokes">Scientists</a> · <a href="/labs.wml" title="3 Jokes">Labs</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What did one lab rat say to the other?<br/><br/>I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/scientists:718.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/scientists:718.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=1650363530" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>