<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Senses: Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab. Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab. Don't ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, senses, sense"/></head><card title="Sense Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Sense Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/philosophies.wml" title="5 Jokes">Philosophies</a> · <a href="/sciences.wml" title="9 Jokes">Sciences</a> · <a href="/rules.wml" title="6 Jokes">Rules</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.<br/>Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.<br/>Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.<br/>Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.<br/><br/>and, most importantly:<br/><br/>Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/senses.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.quotes4all.net/senses.wml">Sense Quotes</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-148462027" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>