<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes: You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, shooting"/></head><card title="Shooting Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Shooting Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/lawyers.wml" title="54 Jokes">Lawyers</a> · <a href="/holes.wml" title="8 Jokes">Holes</a> · <a href="/shooting.wml" title="5 Jokes">Shooting</a></p><p align="left"><br/>You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?<br/><br/>Shoot the lawyer. Twice.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/shooting:2469.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/shooting:2469.wml">2</a> <a href="/shooting:1119.wml">3</a> <a href="/shooting:2048.wml">4</a> <a href="/shooting:1601.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=812403404" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>