<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke: 3 guys go camping in their new tent. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, skiing"/></head><card title="Skiing Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Skiing Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/dicks.wml" title="5 Jokes">Dicks</a> · <a href="/skiing.wml" title="1 Joke">Skiing</a> · <a href="/dreams.wml" title="2 Jokes">Dreams</a></p><p align="left"><br/>3 guys go camping in their new tent.<br/><br/>After a night's sleep, the guy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!"<br/><br/>The guy sleeping on the right says "Weird! I had the exact same dream!"<br/><br/>The guy sleeping in the middle says "I had a dream that I was skiing ..."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/skiing.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=947565144" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>