<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Sleep: A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, sleep"/></head><card title="Sleep Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Sleep Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/winston%20churchill.wml" title="1 Joke">Winston Churchill</a> · <a href="/politics.wml" title="6 Jokes">Politics</a></p><p align="left"><br/>A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/sleep.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1120006032" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>