<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes: Why was the leper caught speeding?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, speed"/></head><card title="Speed Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Speed Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/lepers.wml" title="1 Joke">Lepers</a> · <a href="/speed.wml" title="2 Jokes">Speed</a> · <a href="/feet.wml" title="3 Jokes">Feet</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why was the leper caught speeding?<br/><br/>He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/speed:2847.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/speed:2847.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1072181658" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>