<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Spiders: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, spiders, spider"/></head><card title="Spider Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Spider Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/spiders.wml" title="1 Joke">Spiders</a> · <a href="/snoring.wml" title="1 Joke">Snoring</a> · <a href="/kills.wml" title="1 Joke">Kills</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?<br/><br/>To stop the snoring before it starts.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/spiders.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;un=-1932197360" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>