<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="4 Jokes about Trains: Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, trains, train"/></head><card title="Train Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Train Jokes</b><br/>1 of 4<br/><br/><a href="/blondes.wml" title="61 Jokes">Blondes</a> · <a href="/trains.wml" title="4 Jokes">Trains</a> · <a href="/tracks.wml" title="1 Joke">Tracks</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.<br/><br/>The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks."<br/><br/>And the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."<br/><br/>They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/trains:2847.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/trains:2847.wml">2</a> <a href="/trains:2465.wml">3</a> <a href="/trains:1587.wml">4</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-195543128" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>