<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Turtles: What do blondes and turtles have in common?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, turtles, turtle"/></head><card title="Turtle Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Turtle Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/blondes.wml" title="61 Jokes">Blondes</a> · <a href="/turtles.wml" title="1 Joke">Turtles</a></p><p align="left"><br/>What do blondes and turtles have in common?<br/><br/>When they are on their backs they are screwed.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/turtles.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1739845908" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>