<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Vacations: Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, &quot;Ya know, ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, vacations, vacation"/></head><card title="Vacation Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Vacation Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/vacations.wml" title="1 Joke">Vacations</a> · <a href="/pregnancy.wml" title="4 Jokes">Pregnancy</a> · <a href="/rednecks.wml" title="10 Jokes">Rednecks</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!<br/><br/>The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.<br/><br/>Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.<br/><br/>Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."<br/><br/>Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"<br/><br/>Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/vacations.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=557675676" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>