<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke about Vegetables: Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, vegetables, vegetable"/></head><card title="Vegetable Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Vegetable Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/restaurants.wml" title="1 Joke">Restaurants</a> · <a href="/chickens.wml" title="8 Jokes">Chickens</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.<br/><br/>"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.<br/>The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.<br/>"Oh, HE'll have the fish." Hillary replies.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/vegetables.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1505541070" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>