<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke: Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, weird"/></head><card title="Weird, Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Weird, Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/jesus.wml" title="9 Jokes">Jesus</a> · <a href="/mothers.wml" title="11 Jokes">Mothers</a> · <a href="/adulteresses.wml" title="1 Joke">Adulteresses</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."<br/><br/>Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/weird.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1883703182" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>