<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="5 Jokes about Wishes: Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, wishes, wish"/></head><card title="Wish Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Wish Jokes</b><br/>1 of 5<br/><br/><a href="/men.wml" title="151 Jokes">Men</a> · <a href="/wishes.wml" title="5 Jokes">Wishes</a> · <a href="/intelligence.wml" title="9 Jokes">Intelligence</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.<br/><br/>The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.<br/><br/>The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.<br/><br/>The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/wishes:2434.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/wishes:2434.wml">2</a> <a href="/wishes:2454.wml">3</a> <a href="/wishes:2621.wml">4</a> <a href="/wishes:2452.wml">5</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><br/><a href="http://wap.sayings.net/wishes.wml">Wish Sayings</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-456737738" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>