<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="85 Jokes about Women: Why do hurricanes and women have in common?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, women, woman"/></head><card title="Woman Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Woman Jokes</b><br/>1 of 85<br/><br/><a href="/women.wml" title="85 Jokes">Women</a> · <a href="/hurricanes.wml" title="1 Joke">Hurricanes</a> · <a href="/sex.wml" title="100 Jokes">Sex</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why do hurricanes and women have in common?<br/><br/>When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/women:73.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/women:73.wml">2</a> <a href="/women:285.wml">3</a> <a href="/women:1307.wml">4</a> <a href="/women:1336.wml">5</a> <a href="/women:1893.wml">6</a> <a href="/women:2382.wml">7</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=-1500822348" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>