<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="2 Jokes about Worms: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?"/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, worms, worm"/></head><card title="Worm Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Worm Jokes</b><br/>1 of 2<br/><br/><a href="/archaeopteryx.wml" title="1 Joke">Archaeopteryx</a> · <a href="/worms.wml" title="2 Jokes">Worms</a> · <a href="/birds.wml" title="6 Jokes">Birds</a></p><p align="left"><br/>Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?<br/><br/>Because it was an early bird!</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/worms:2756.wml">Next Joke</a><br/>1 <a href="/worms:2756.wml">2</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=1738348836" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>