<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><!DOCTYPE wml PUBLIC "-//WAPFORUM//DTD WML 1.1//EN" "http://www.wapforum.org/DTD/wml_1.1.xml"><wml><head><meta name="robots" content="INDEX,FOLLOW"/><meta name="description" content="1 Joke: There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. ..."/><meta name="keywords" content="jokes, joke, writing"/></head><card title="Writing Jokes"><p align="center"><b>Writing Jokes</b><br/>1 of 1<br/><br/><a href="/microsoft.wml" title="11 Jokes">Microsoft</a> · <a href="/writers.wml" title="1 Joke">Writers</a> · <a href="/computers.wml" title="33 Jokes">Computers</a></p><p align="left"><br/>There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.<br/><br/>When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"<br/><br/>He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.</p><p align="center"><br/><a href="/writing.wml">Next Joke</a><br/><a href="/">wap.jokes4all.net</a><img src="http://78.46.19.203/x/statistic/ping.wbmp?lc=en&amp;dm=wap.jokes4all.net&amp;pid=jokewaps&amp;rf=no_referer&amp;dis=true&amp;un=603478018" alt="" width="1" height="1"/></p></card></wml>